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Monday, April 22, 2013

How about some commonspeak?

How about some commonspeak? If I confused anybody with my last couple posts, I'm sorry. Its just that I often get bored when sitting around the house without the ability to twiddle my thumbs to pass the time. In many ways I am like a snake that can't slither or hiss. Consider how bored you would be if you shared my predicament. Now consider my overactive imagination. Finally, consider that ALS only destroys voluntary muscle cells. To me, this proves that a) the brain is not a muscle and b) if it is a muscle, it isn't a voluntary muscle, thereby letting me off the hook when it comes to my wild excursions into the land of nonsense.            

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