If I Get...............................

too clever with this thing, please shoot me down. Sometimes I smudge my sarcasm to the point where it barely resembles any message I am trying to get across in the narrative. There is a fine line between clever and convoluted and confusing and my ancient high school education fails to point out when I run astray. There is also a fine line between writing intelligently and writing because one thinks he's intelligent. While I'm no dummy, I could sit on the lap of most people I know and feel perfectly comfortable. So, don't assume I'm writing intelligently because I'm intelligent or I'm writing as if I'm intelligent, or as if I think I'm intelligent. I write because I NEED to write. I write because I want to tell you things, and I write because I want you to know I'm no dummy, but intelligent? I don't know. I know chimps are intelligent. (and they can't write)