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Sunday, March 30, 2014

Suffer me this

Amy hurt her back. For the first time I fully comprehend the frailty of my continued existence. I rely on her for the most private functions of necessity and now I have a stranger pulling down my drawers and lowering my bare ass to the toilet. Thank God I have a built in bidet! Indignity hath no limit.

I am done with suffering but the dude upstairs continues to pummel me, never satiated, resorting to taking whacks at my wife. Mother f*****!

Who said suffering is good for the soul? I want to put him out of my misery. I think I'll go see Noah for a good laugh.

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