The infrequency of my posts is in direct correlation to my motivation to communicate via antiquated technology. Until I can upgrade, my posts shall remain wanting. I apologize for any inconvenience this may inflict upon the general public. If you are frustrated enough to seek resolution through outside means, feel free to contact your service provider. If you cannot afford a service provider, one will be made available through the totally worthless public domain loaner bureau, where a minimum wage telemarketer will be sure to know absolutely nothing about your problem, yet waste hours of your valuable time expousing on the difficulties of single parenthood, all the while cracking and popping Juicy Fruit in your ear. If you were to ask for a supervisor you would discover it to be the gum popper's mother who will waste hours of your valuable time expanding the complaint of raising a child who has a child. Don't despair too much. It is the way of our world.
Come on now "Screwge". I'm sure you can find a way to write as many interesting words as pissy ones. (Even though every single snarky thing you wrote is true).
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